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THEN you have to roll for other things like your height and weight (and then calculate your BMI based on those), most and least attractive features, hair color, skin color, visual acuity, age (which also acts as a modifier for all those abilities and sub-abilities), a check to see if your Intelligence score is low enough to qualify for "Retard Strength" bonuses, birthday, social class, birthplace, number of siblings, and marital status.

It is filled with enough pointless random charts and obtuse rules to deter even a veteran /d/M who has played Rolemaster for years. The GM is called the "Aedile", because that's an actual Latin word for 'master of the coliseum games', or 'game-master' for short. Ability score checks are 3d10, so no you need more than two dice.

The rulebook (written by one Byron Hall and a few of his friends, who go by nicknames such as "Torturon", "Burnout", and "Satan") is as terribly mechanically written as it is obsessed with bizarre sexual perversions that make /d/ seem prudish by comparison. You may now groan.) The intro says you only need to know a little algebra, "and even that is relatively rare." It also says you only need two d10. Ability scores are derived from averaging 'sub-abilities' rolled as (4d100/4)-1 and modified by one of three different types of percentages, and conditions during the game may change your sub-abilities which means you need to recalculate your ability scores on-the-fly.

The Anal circumference table meme originates with FATAL. Then you roll d10,000,000 to find out if she's going to have quintuplets. There are 20 sub-abilities (including "Enunciation" and "Spatial Intelligence"; also note that by this point in chargen you have already rolled your 2d10 eighty times), which determine 5 ability scores.